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So guess who totally caught a cold and has to work tomorrow

About to watch a movie
Mom: You have to put the volume up loud though because I like it loud now
Me: Who do you think you are, dad?
Mom: Yes, I am getting deaf.
My brother and I just glance at each other and laugh
also note, I was sitting right beside my mom

imayhavebeenborn:

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dangan ronpa

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel